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Some random thoughts I found interesting…

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I feel like the mosquito that flew into the nudist colony and said, “I don’t know where to begin.”
Happy Chandler

People can be divided into three groups: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
John Newbern

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind.
Gen. Joe Stilwell 1883-1946

The world is a comedy to those who think; a tragedy to those who feel.
Horace Walpole 1717-1797

You will and you won’t –
You’ll be damned if you do,
And you’ll be damned if you don’t.
Lorenzo Dow 1777-1834

If Microsoft had been put in charge of marketing sex, the human race would have ended long ago, because no one would be caught dead doing something that uncool.
A Washington Post reader